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Horsy Jokes Q & A’s

Q: Why did the farmer ride his horse?

A: Because he couldn’t carry it!


Q: Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

A: He thought he might get a kick out of it!


Q: Why is a cloud like a jockey?

A: They both hold the reins!


Q: Why did the horse gallop over the hill?

A: Because he couldn’t gallop under it!


Q: What does it mean when you find a horse shoe?

A: Some poor horse is walking around in his socks!


Q: Why should you never tell secrets in a stable?

A: Horses carry tales!


Q: What horse can give you a cold?

A: A draught horse!


Q: Can a showjumping horse jump higher than a house?

A: Yes; houses can’t jump!


Q: How do you stop a horse bombing off with you?

A: Get off!


Q: What is white and turns cartwheels?

A: A white horse pulling a cart.


Q: What game do horses like to play best?

A: Stable tennis.